agenderss:

pardonmewhileipanic:

When your bro who is always high gets possessed, but the demon isn’t powerful enough to phase him.

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“two bagels” OMG LOL 

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Guy: “Hey bro, what d’you want to eat?”

Demon voice: “The souls of the innocent!”

High friend: “A bagel.”

Demon voice: “NO!”

High friend: “…two bagels.”

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fairylightshowell:

oliviasblogisawesome:

strampunch:

fairytail-angel:

verityglasses:

combthecombel:

pokemon-chick-1personalblog:

strampunch:

mobians-and-emeralds:

coffeeandcursewords:

rootbeersweetheart:

usedtobehmc:

jamesbleach:

onceuponakhaleesi:

luckydreaming:

Are fedoras really that bad?

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YES YES THEY ARE

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

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I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

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Right..?

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The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

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I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

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Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

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WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

wait, does that mean?

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oh boy…….

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Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

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Observe…

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IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

This post is immaculate

It can’t be true.

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And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

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I must test it.

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Nothing happening so far…

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HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

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What in the world?

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Oh why not? This should be interesting.

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Here we go!

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Were all mad here in Underland!

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What the hell! Never Again!

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… Actually …

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One more time.

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Alright, I gotta try this!

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Can’t be that bad!


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…oh my god…

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

This is one of my favourite things to look at

holy shit this stuff is back

The Gravity Falls one though

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i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

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here goes nothin-

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w HAT THE

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DID I JUST-

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WHAT THE FUCK

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tinderventure:

I matched with this guy who seemed to be really cool. We had a lot of things in common so the messages we were sending to each other were like novels, talking about older video games and what we liked to play as children, etc.

So eventually he asks me if I want to go on a date with him. We were getting along fine and he was really cute, so of course I said yes. He took me out to a hibachi restaurant, where he proceeded to take me to a Japanese market. Fast forward to him having to stop by his house. I knew what he was up to, but I had gotten out of a three year relationship a few months prior, so I was ready for whatever came. We had sex, went back to my house, did it again, and he left.

A few weeks go by, we’re still talking and hanging out, and one night I went to stay at his house. We had sex multiple times and suddenly it was four in the morning, and I noticed he was talking to a girl on Facebook… Who was his ex. Suddenly, he starts bawling his eyes out, crying about how he misses her and how he’s “such a good guy and shouldn’t be torn like this.” He then LEAVES ME AT HIS HOUSE (he drove me there, and it was way too late so all my friends were asleep) and goes to his ex’s place to “talk it out,” which he stayed at for three hours before finally coming back, saying how sorry he was.

Needless to say, I demanded to be taken home and I never talked to him again.

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