Romanticized vs. Realistic
as a member of Scotland I can confirm
OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THE GIF
Anonymous said: i know you don't do sex stories anymore but my dad is a cop and was doing child support cases or something and he told me about these two guys who had consensual, protected sex with the same girl but what they did was one guy had sex with her with the condom and then the second guy had sex with her using the same condom turned inside out so the girl got pregnant with the first guy's baby even though he was using a condom
Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.