blanksandbobbypins:

Cause vintage WWI lesbians are the best lesbians.

(Source: actionbird)

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de-rock-goddess:

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

IVE NEVER DONE SO MUCH DAMAGE WITH ONE FINGER 

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girltheresnothininyoureyes:

me to my son: kenny lee, you were named after the two bravest people i’ve ever known.

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ship-hard:

buckeybarnes:

I’m laughing so hard is this supposed to be “impressive” or something, because it’s really just the Quadratic Formula? 

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WHYD IDNT SHE JSTU FACTOR IT

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sixpenceee:

funny-cheese-puff:

sixpenceee:

Reddit user trevordrum's girlfriend was taking a panorama of the room. He changed just in time. 

Took me a minute

Look at the window guys

sixpenceee:

funny-cheese-puff:

sixpenceee:

Reddit user trevordrum's girlfriend was taking a panorama of the room. He changed just in time. 

Took me a minute

Look at the window guys

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liquorsexandtattoos:

2 years later still the dumbest shit i ever seen

liquorsexandtattoos:

2 years later still the dumbest shit i ever seen

(Source: morgmir)

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wellrockhardwithonlyfourchairs:

theanti90smovement:

catastrofe:

look at our lives, look at our choices

how has this child not aged a day in 16 years?

Dermatologists must hate him

wellrockhardwithonlyfourchairs:

theanti90smovement:

catastrofe:

look at our lives, look at our choices

how has this child not aged a day in 16 years?

Dermatologists must hate him

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midesko:

Retail jobs summed up

midesko:

Retail jobs summed up

(Source: shittyteenblog)

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humansofnewyork:

"Do you remember the happiest moment of your life?""One day, I was sent home from my final exams because my mother had not been able to pay the registration fees. On the way home, a man came up to me and asked what was wrong. ‘Nothing,’ I told him. He asked me again. So I told him that I’d been sent home from school. He then gave me the money I needed to take my exams. I’d never seen him before, and I’ve never seen him again."(Entebbe, Uganda)

humansofnewyork:

"Do you remember the happiest moment of your life?"
"One day, I was sent home from my final exams because my mother had not been able to pay the registration fees. On the way home, a man came up to me and asked what was wrong. ‘Nothing,’ I told him. He asked me again. So I told him that I’d been sent home from school. He then gave me the money I needed to take my exams. I’d never seen him before, and I’ve never seen him again."

(Entebbe, Uganda)

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empressranaground:

therothwoman:

Pixar can never top this.

Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that the best loved line from this movie comes from a character we never even got to see?

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